I think today is going to be a record breaking 'Blog Post Publishing' day..... I just have so much to say about nothing. Keeping busy no?

Me: Hey computer screen, can I tell you something funny? Not funny ha ha, but funny ironic?

CS: Hey, Ya

Me: In the whole nearly 2 years that my ex and I dated I NEVER needed to go to Pretoria (He works there) for anything, and now that we are not dating, I have needed to go there about 6 times.

CS: Ha ha thats weird. Wow.

Me: I have to basically drive past his office to get to where I am going.

Me: That part BITES.

CS: Strange, but there is absolutely NOTHING I can do about that. go type somewhere else!

Me: Thanks for the kind words DOUCHE!

The conversation continues in my head,
and so I pass time....

Plastic Chic.

Car in front of me is all the rage with her Plastic Chic stuck to her exhaust.... Ha ha. At least there is something to keep me entertained! THANK the Pope!
Thank you Pope!

Why I detest Pretoria trips......

Love, Love, LOVE the stand still Traffic!!! My favorite!

Monday Night Dreaming.....

Woke up in a fowl krap mood... The 'Pit' is back....
Had a dream that my Ex was Mc Dreamy from Greys (FML), he was cooking me soup over a boiling see through cauldron (WHAT?) and then invited me to go to a Southpark dress up party.(1, I HATE soup... 2, my Ex Never cooked, except once for me on valentines day... FUCK. And 3, I love Southpark.
I miss him.
STOP!
I can't help it!
FML for real today!

Pro-crash-tination.

I have decided this evening that I am a procrastinator, ok ok, I have known this for a VERY long time, I just put off admitting it till now.
Crash
Burn
Fail
HMPH (!!!)

AHHHHHHH (!!!)

This is what happens when you combine a sick, bad tempered make up artist and a heart broken, bored to shit (!!!) Fashion Designer...............

Need I say more (?)

We made ourselves laugh for a whopping total of 22.7 seconds. 

Mmmmmmm Broccoliiiiiiii.

Broccoli + No Eyebrow = Life Saver From Heaven.

We managed to make it through the evening..... alive and with a bizarre unexplained craving for broccoli (?)