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Monday, November 1, 2010

First night Fraternity (!!!)

Well I am gonna stop beating myself up about not writing here as often as I would like and actually just write... and do as best as I can. right...... RIGHT!

Spent the weekend fighting off girls, mosquito's, Christmas beetles and HANGOVERS. Managed to escape the weekend with..... um, well, NONE of the above avoided. sooooooo, ya, the questions begin.....

First of all, I went away with my recently reinvented wonderful boyfriend! we took a drive down to the South Coast (The Pee Hole of South Africa) with another couple... The Jeddisons.... and a Tri-Stand.
BRILLIANT time was had barring a few MINOR FUCK UPS. But I had my faithfuls with me on the road trip.... so I was happy.

Wasabi and Fishpaste were there, with Fizz POPS in their hair, and my weekend will be awesome... Well thats what I was humming, in my head, all the way... you know, to be considerate to my fellow passangers etc. Imagine me foreal forealzies humming it ALL the way down.... I think I would stab myself.... in the elbows. Fact.

We arrived early evening, freshened up a bit and headed out to the ONLY place open called Broomers. luckily we booked, because as we arrived.... the parking lot was looking rather full and the general area pumping....

ok

I am LYING. There were a whole other ELDERLY couple tearing the place up when we arrived.
Body shots and all...... FINE, that was a lie too. the body shots part, but there was really another couple there... I swear. we tried very hard not to interferer with their 77th wedding anniversary but the copious amounts of red wine of the "Chocolate Block" variety and the tequila, jager combo.

WHOO HOO, fun times... lets just say we ended up back at the house doing shots of red wine and playing drinking/strip darts.... I am burning my camera tomorrow.

now you can just imagine! wow the things ppl draw when they are TANKED! ha ha

Friday, October 8, 2010

DATE NIGHT!!

So, is there ever a time you find your self telling your hair to "do less", well I am trying very hard here to create the perfect, natural, I just woke up like this kinda hair style!!!! And I just want my hair to DO LESS!
Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

BAD BEANS, Really BAD Beans!

I still have so many things to tell you all, but my life has just taken itself and started running with it. I cant keep up, I mean I started a blog for a reason, to write down all the good and bad and awesome and not so awesome things that happen. So I need to get back on my horse, my horse is amazing.... give it a lick, mmmmmmm, it tastes just like raisins!!! ha ha

So before the random photos I keep sending just to feel better about my life, and the current contact I have with my blog..... which is NOT at its optimal level at ALL .....I actually had a story or two for you.

Birthday madness and such had consumed my life for the better part of September.... (the week leading up to and including my birthday) prior to that i was most probably still a blabbering crying silly person, with awesome shoes.

I had the most fantastic time on the evening of my ACTUAL REAL birthday, much like the night before...... I welcomed my birthday with a Cosmo or 3 and an amazing view of this gorgeous city we live in. It was magnificent. Surrounded by the most amazing friend, basically a whole lot of family that I got to choose! Best kind!

Well at this rate I will never get any story down. between being harassed by BBM, Facebook, Skype and Emailing..... wow, so much of not enough hours in a day!

So lets get to the long and the short of it. Ex came back. Why did everyone else know this but me.... WHY?

I was so shocked...